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    November 19

    最后的战役

          没想到又是一个月以后才再动笔。终于打完了最后的战役——毕业考。恐怕只有医学院才有这样的特色,即使是博士毕业的学生也要把所有的科目综合在一起统统考一遍,面试就有12站,其中4站上机考试,8站考看病人,问病史,查体,打分条目细到0.5,那天考之前我真的好紧张,比高考还没底,谁知道会碰上什么样的病,什么样的人,在无数的注意事项里会漏掉那几条。

          终于还是上了战场,为了讨得标准病人(就是为了考试专门准备的假冒病人)欢心,我挂上了在病房从来没有过的谄媚笑容,用上了连自己都觉得酸的温柔声音,把所有能想到的条条目目都问了一遍。还要时刻牢记要先问性别,因为标准病人经常会男扮女装,可想而知当我面对一个大男人问他月经初潮年龄、月经量多少,有没有痛经,生过几个孩子,而他泰然自若的一一回答的时候,不明就里的人看了会有多奇怪。考妇科查体更加bt,本来就只能查模型,偏还要求与其交流,于是我们100多个人每个都温柔的对那具只有下半身的塑料膜型罗嗦了一通,“您好,今天给您做一个妇科检查,请问您排尿了没有?请您躺到床上,请您放松…………“而且要边摸边安慰那个模型,简直无比怪异。

         和考病人比起来,其实后面的笔试就不算什么了,可是要看的书和题库还是堆了足有2米厚,内外妇儿神放在一张卷子上考,经过3个半小时的折磨,当我走出考场的时候,已经没有了兴奋的感觉,不禁想到那句,幸福来的太迟,快乐也会减半。

         总之不管怎样,虽然顶着如此高龄,能完成这样大强度的考试,我对自己还是有些佩服的,看来突击的本领仍然不减当年,可惜以后就要进入实战,再也不能凭这个横扫天下了。

          真正的战役其实刚刚拉开帷幕,可怜的准毕业生们刚刚走下考场就开始了新一轮硝烟弥漫的斗争,如果你们发现我这段时间体重略有上扬,千万不要奇怪,因为我是在为此积攒体力,不是有句老话,身体是革命的本钱。

     

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    minwrote:
    丹丹就是行!毕业去哪里工作呀?
    29 Nov.
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    Gill wrote:
    丹丹加油儿啊
    25 Nov.
    Yang Aowrote:
    真不容易!好好修整一下,希望下一场战役你依旧是胜者。
    23 Nov.
    惟惟 金wrote:
    帮主出手,哪个敢不服!!!
    22 Nov.
    dandan shangwrote:
    我是考试紧张的,他估计已经被前面90多个同学问的快要哭了,所以我们都不笑,哈哈!
     
    是啊,我还奇怪你怎么起了这么费解的名字?
    21 Nov.
    果 悠wrote:
    咦 突然发现一个问题 我在你这里终于显示名字了 可是我叫悠果 不叫果果
    21 Nov.
    果 悠wrote:
    看完你的这篇日志 令我感触颇深的是 你和那些个装病的人是怎么忍住不笑的?
    21 Nov.

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